You're so nebulous sometimes
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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