I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Damn victory sex feels great
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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