So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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