Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
love makes seman taste better
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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