It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
do herpes really smell.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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