everyone is single if you try hard enough
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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