That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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