do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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