I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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