He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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