Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
ugly people sure do ruin things
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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