I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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