When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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