i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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