Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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