I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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