This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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