Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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