Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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