The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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