You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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