Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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