just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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