I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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