I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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