I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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