Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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