yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
