Ambien. No doubt about it.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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