she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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