I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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