I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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