i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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