Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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