Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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