Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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