At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
