Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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