she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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