I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
