I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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