Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She bit a glass in half.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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