we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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