Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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