Plan B is the new Plan A
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's blow job season.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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