When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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