Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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