Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i think i just lost a toe
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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