Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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