Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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