I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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