My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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