She went from zero to smokin in five shots
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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