last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Shame - the story of my life.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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