Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Randomize
