Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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