Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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