If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
