do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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