I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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